GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene.